Once I Saw A Frog

Once I saw a frog on a lonely road.
I kissed him and I turned into a toad.
We had a big wedding by the royal pond
With all the other frogs and the fish beyond.

Once Upon A Time There Was A Pig

Once upon a time there was a pig
Who thought he was ugly, fat and big.
He looked in the mirror, cause mirrors don't cheat.
He saw he was cuddly, little and sweet.

Baby Bunnies

Baby bunnies can make you smile,
Forget your worries for a while.
Baby bunnies can brighten your day
When you watch them doze or play.

The Lights All Flash

The lights all flash and the water goes splash.
My dad is mad, he ran out of cash.
The children scream, they want more ice cream.
My mom beats the drum - we're the perfect team.

I Like My Bunny, He Is So Funny

I like my bunny, he is so funny.
His coat is white and his eyes are red.
He likes a carrot but he hates the parrot,
Cause he keeps on talking when it's time for bed.

What's An Onomatopoeia?

"What's an onomatopoeia?"
I asked my cat, who likes to chat.
She looked at me and answered: "Meow!"
I looked at her and answered: "Wow!!"

I Always Knew My Dog Was Smart

I always knew my dog was smart.
Well, now I've got the proof.
I mentioned onomatopoeias
And he replied "woof! woof!"

Snow Is Slowly Settling Down

Snow is slowly settling down
Cluttered clouds look like a crown.
No one knows the nameless night
When we wandered weak and wild.

Susie Sings A Silly Song

Susie sings a silly song.
Lisa listens all along.
Wendy wants to wait for Wil.
Mark meets Mary by the mill.

Santa Poem

Santa is quiet, he went on a diet.
The doctor had told him: “You’ve got to lose weight.”
He cut out the jelly, he lost his big belly,
He put on a suit and he went on a date.

The Christmas Bunny

Easter bunny? Me? No way.
I'm a bunny every day.
I am pink and soft and funny.
I could be the Christmas bunny!

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The Crocodile Poem

I'm a reptile but I have style.
I have white teeth and a great smile,
I am the rocker of the Nile.
They call me Croco-Rockodile.

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A Seahorse Is Not A Cat

A seahorse is not a cat
You can't keep it in the flat.
If you want one for indoors
Go and get a plush seahorse.

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What Rhymes With 'Orange'?

What rhymes with 'orange'?
Some would answer 'porridge'. 
If you can't find other rhyme, 
Go and get lemon and lime. 

What Rhymes With Cute

What rhymes with cute?
Lute, flute and mute.
Root, shoot and fruit,
Foot, boot and suit.

The Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

I have such a lovely figure
And I'm named after a king,
I wish I were a little bigger
But you can't have everything.

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Being A Pet Isn't Easy

Being a pet isn't easy
As the kids keep me so busy
There is never a dull hour
Cause they use me as a shower.

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Two Little Bunnies

Two little bunnies are walking down the street
Showing happy faces to all the folks they meet.
Mary keeps on laughing: "Oh, aren't they sweet"?
Looking at the bunny slippers on her feet.

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Elenore the Turtle

Elenore the turtle likes her little house. 
She is very friendly but quiet as a mouse. 
She doesn't mind a walk if you can keep her pace. 
But she will never win a Formula 1 race. 

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Please, Could Anybody Tell Me

Please, could anyone tell me,
Since I'm not too good at Math,
How old should a puppy be
Before its first bath?

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