Santa Poem

Santa is quiet, he went on a diet.
The doctor had told him: “You’ve got to lose weight.”
He cut out the jelly, he lost his big belly,
He put on a suit and he went on a date.

The Christmas Bunny

Easter bunny? Me? No way.
I'm a bunny every day.
I am pink and soft and funny.
I could be the Christmas bunny!

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The Crocodile Poem

I'm a reptile but I have style.
I have white teeth and a great smile,
I am the rocker of the Nile.
They call me Croco-Rockodile.

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A Seahorse Is Not A Cat

A seahorse is not a cat
You can't keep it in the flat.
If you want one for indoors
Go and get a plush seahorse.

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What Rhymes With 'Orange'?

What rhymes with 'orange'?
Some would answer 'porridge'. 
If you can't find other rhyme, 
Go and get lemon and lime. 

What Rhymes With Cute

What rhymes with cute?
Lute, flute and mute.
Root, shoot and fruit,
Foot, boot and suit.

The Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

I have such a lovely figure
And I'm named after a king,
I wish I were a little bigger
But you can't have everything.

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Being A Pet Isn't Easy

Being a pet isn't easy
As the kids keep me so busy
There is never a dull hour
Cause they use me as a shower.

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