Once I saw a frog on a lonely road.
I kissed him and I turned into a toad.
We had a big wedding by the royal pond
With all the other frogs and the fish beyond.
Once upon a time there was a pig
Who thought he was ugly, fat and big.
He looked in the mirror, cause mirrors don't cheat.
He saw he was cuddly, little and sweet.
The lights all flash and the water goes splash.
My dad is mad, he ran out of cash.
The children scream, they want more ice cream.
My mom beats the drum - we're the perfect team.
I like my bunny, he is so funny.
His coat is white and his eyes are red.
He likes a carrot but he hates the parrot,
Cause he keeps on talking when it's time for bed.